Jez from Peep Show is a fictional character. He’s made up. And because he’s made up he can do whatever bizarre shit the show’s writers want, like eat a dog or pleasure himself to a £20 note. In series ...

We can forgive Portsmouth fans for not being able to immediately recall Andres D'Alessandro, given that the Argentinian midfielder only spent one largely sporadic season with the club back in 2005-06.

Former Argentina star Andres D'Alessandro confessed that he was over the moon to have been the childhood hero of Chelsea's England midfielder Mason Mount, and vowed to swap his Nacional shirt with the ...