Let's get this on the table straight out: my family is not the kissing type. Growing up, my parents didn't kiss me on the lips; instead, they hugged for greetings, thank-yous, and congratulations.

In the odd, dystopian world that we live in, a doting father kissing his loving son is something that is deemed “unacceptable”. Want to show your child some affection? Don’t – instead, make like Miss ...