Trust me, Zombie Aristophanes* wishes he’d written gags like that. Speaking of noodles, though, there’s a classic Korean dish called japchae (or chapchae, depending on your taste in transliteration) ...

I love a long cooking project, but there's so much to love about sheet pan dinner recipes. They're easy, hands-off and a large quantity of food cooks evenly and quickly all at once. For so long, sheet ...