O, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to leave… a dynasty!' Cried the gridiron gods, as the once-loyal Sir DeMarcus, erstwhile knight of the Dallas Round Table, turned his steed toward the misty shores of Seattle.

Micah Parsons used to share a defensive line with DeMarcus Lawrence. Not anymore, and after Lawrence's unfiltered comments Thursday following his signing with the Seahawks, it's safe to say the former Cowboys teammates aren't too friendly any longer.