The truly authentic candidate should have a dog. The dog should be an authentic rescue, but not one with a sad story, because ...

Last week, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth made headlines by offering this vision of the military: “No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals.” Inspired by this wisdom, ...

SANTA FE (The Borowitz Report)—Responding to Donald J. Trump’s demand that it change its name to “New America,” on Thursday New Mexico announced that it was renaming itself “Fuck Trump.” The ...

“While political cartoons have run in newspapers, including the Latrobe Bulletin, for many years; this is a final example of ...

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—Following the abrupt departure of White House press secretary Katie Zacharia, Donald J.

When Kimberly and I were together, I worried that we didn’t have enough in common,” Trump said. “Now I realize I was very ...

WATCH: The Making of a Tom Toro Cartoon! Through the magic of sped-up video, see Tom Toro create a cartoon in less than 30 seconds, or as Tom says, “Proof that no AI was used in the creation of the ...

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a proposal that experts called unprecedented, on Tuesday over twenty million Americans offered Donald J. Trump ninety dollars each to resign from office. The ...

EMERGENCY EPISODE: There’s a race the Democrats must win to take control of the Senate—but the mainstream media aren’t talking about it. In this episode, I talk to the candidate who’s determined to ...

LEXINGTON, KY (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was reportedly “apoplectic with rage” on Saturday after a tiny crowd showed up for his heavily-publicized “Pro Kings” rally. An advance team led by ...

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Fearing a humiliating midterm defeat in Texas, on Monday a desperate Donald J. Trump attempted to return the state to Mexico. Amid news that Texas would no longer be a ...