The truly authentic candidate should have a dog. The dog should be an authentic rescue, but not one with a sad story, because ...

SANTA FE (The Borowitz Report)—Responding to Donald J. Trump’s demand that it change its name to “New America,” on Thursday New Mexico announced that it was renaming itself “Fuck Trump.” The ...

WATCH: The Making of a Tom Toro Cartoon! Through the magic of sped-up video, see Tom Toro create a cartoon in less than 30 seconds, or as Tom says, “Proof that no AI was used in the creation of the ...

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a proposal that experts called unprecedented, on Tuesday over twenty million Americans offered Donald J. Trump ninety dollars each to resign from office. The ...

LEXINGTON, KY (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was reportedly “apoplectic with rage” on Saturday after a tiny crowd showed up for his heavily-publicized “Pro Kings” rally. An advance team led by ...