The truly authentic candidate should have a dog. The dog should be an authentic rescue, but not one with a sad story, because ...

SANTA FE (The Borowitz Report)—Responding to Donald J. Trump’s demand that it change its name to “New America,” on Thursday New Mexico announced that it was renaming itself “Fuck Trump.” The ...

WATCH: The Making of a Tom Toro Cartoon! Through the magic of sped-up video, see Tom Toro create a cartoon in less than 30 seconds, or as Tom says, “Proof that no AI was used in the creation of the ...

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a proposal that experts called unprecedented, on Tuesday over twenty million Americans offered Donald J. Trump ninety dollars each to resign from office. The ...

LEXINGTON, KY (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was reportedly “apoplectic with rage” on Saturday after a tiny crowd showed up for his heavily-publicized “Pro Kings” rally. An advance team led by ...

Last Sunday, TBR published The Private Haiku Journal of Pete Hegseth after the Secretary of Defensiveness accidentally texted it to us. Since then, TBR subscribers have flooded us with entries to our ...

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—Following the abrupt departure of White House press secretary Katie Zacharia, Donald J.

EMERGENCY EPISODE: There’s a race the Democrats must win to take control of the Senate—but the mainstream media aren’t talking about it. In this episode, I talk to the candidate who’s determined to ...

Andy Borowitz hosts short interviews with notable people in the news.