A good zonk, especially at battalion level or higher, is way more satisfying than just telling guys not to come in, imo. I lived off base, but whenever it happened I would just run and hide with my dudes who …

Commander hisses beside my ear - “Yessss.” 1SG - “Alright kiddo, you get an alibi this time… have a good Zonk there my little Zonko” and he honked my nose and then rubbed my ear lobe before …

Aug 23, 2021 · Army Dictionary Term from an old dude. Zonk = Sleep I've seen people ask what does "Zonk" actually mean when Top raises his thumb and pointer finger, and real quietly says "..zonk.." …

ZONK=unscheduled which means technically its not a DONSA, just a super short work day which (usually) requires less approval. This means ZONK is a tool used by leadership to give a day off on …

Jan 7, 2019 · "Zonk." A second passed as if everyone questioned whether it had really happened. In the next breath, a flurry, as the platoons split apart from the seams, soldiers running in all directions with …

Dec 8, 2020 · Zonk only requires one button so the instant you hold down a button for 45 frames you no longer have access to that normal and it becomes Zonk and nothing else. It is impossible to have all …

Mar 25, 2014 · Zonk is like christmas for Soldiers. You get up for PT like normal, go to formation, do your accountability, then, depending on your commander, fall in like you're going on a run.

I've never had a battalion zonk, much less a division one. That sounds like a good memory. It would definitely wouldn't be impressive after a second time and I'd be annoyed for all the reasons you …

Sep 30, 2021 · Zonk, the super fan that was at every game for almost 25 years banging his drum passed away today. The Texas Rangers extend their deepest sympathies to the family of John …

Nov 19, 2022 · 1: The new character, the Zonk, speaks in her own language. 2:There is a new vehicle, The Zonky Flonk, which is basically an open roofed, more dangerous Pinky Ponk.